Obama’s Relection Odds:

/Mi esposa loca/ recently asked “Obama’s not going to be reelected, right?”

Did they tell you that on the news? TVs shows are paid to say that, just like TVs shows were paid to say Bush would be reelected.

“But none of his plans work.”

If Obama was a dictator, he could change all the laws, and we would be as prosperous as European countries. There, they ride bikes and take trains everywhere, and if you need to go to the doctor, you just walk in, get treated, and walk out, without paying anything. And all their big companies pay taxes.

Obama has to work within our system, and the crooks who exploit our poverty will fight him for everything he tries to do. So he can only fight for the most important things, like making jobs, and helping GM recover from their incompetent CEO.

“But if he’s a nice guy, why does he want to be president?”

Don’t let his smiling all the time fool you. He LIKES to fight. He’s very good at taking people who want to make lose-lose situations, and force them to make win-win situations.

He’ll be reelected because polls say that the majority of Americans approve of his performance. The TV didn’t tell you that.

And the GOP has _nobody_ popular enough to defeat him. Sarah Palin has a 20% approval rating today, and nobody else is much higher than her.